tiktaalic:
European: Americans will be like I’m going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard
Americans: it’s true I do do this.
American: British people will be like alright I’m off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)
Brit: I’ve seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?
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traggots:
the barbenheimer thing is a fascinating display of how quickly many usamericans will admit to finding atrocities committed by their country to be hilarious punchlines as soon as they see any tiny little vague opportunity to avoid having to acknowledge what theyre joking about.
I was going to call this the dumbest take I’ve seen so far until I checked the notes and saw that these stupid r words actually had no idea who JRO was lmfao
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rslashrats:
rslashrats:
christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene
christian rock band making a song: i dedicate this one to you jesus
unwell 12 year old girl who is a couple years away from having a gender crisis: this is so naruto and sasuke
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scarecrowomen:
scarecrowomen:
YOU CANNOT SELF-FLAGELLATE YOUR WAY INTO EXCELLENCE
SHOCKINGLY, SCORN AND PUNISHMENT MAKE FOR WEAK MOTIVATORS. PRACTICE IS A HABIT HARD TO FORM WHEN ERRING’S MET WITH BLOOD.
BEYOND ALL THAT, REMEMBER: YOU WILL NEED MORE THAN LITTLE TREATS IN ORDER TO SURVIVE. BUT YOU DO NEED THE TREATS
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shrimpsisbugs:
chadchadington:
shrimpsisbugs:
“bUt i tHiNk mAKeUp is fUn” that’s nice. i would like to be allowed to exist without it without being socioeconomically punished for that choice but what’s important to focus on here is that you’re just having the funnest time ever
This doesn’t happen unless you’re so ugly that you need makeup to look normal (in which case this post is a bit of a self-own)
cool misogyny! i forgot that being beautiful is the only moral way for a woman to exist. what an Epic Own on behalf of a multibillion dollar industry!!!!
midnightmadwoman:
pussyronin:
Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!
Angel on my shoulder: we’re extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you’re wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger’s tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story
Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he’d taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i’ve seen the way you’ve looked at him..
My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home
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iminsaneandcrazygirl6942069:
qiisevil:
iminsaneandcrazygirl6942069:
darth-vii:
iminsaneandcrazygirl6942069:
darth-vii:
iminsaneandcrazygirl6942069:
I will beat a MF with their own fucking shoes bringing the cocktail of chemicals near my child
why. we dont even really know whats in it so who cares.
Because we don’t know what the fuck is in them. There are no regulations relating to them, so they could have all the nast shit that was in cigarettes, along with literally anything else you can think of.
yeah but maybe they dont. and theyre not cigarettes theyre like electronic and different and also some of the flavors are like candy so its basically made for babies they love it
Have NONE of y'all heard about secondhand smoking. Just because it’s different than cigarettes does not mean it’s risk free.
Young LGBTQ+ people are one of the demographics vapes are disproportionately marketed to btw, along with people of color. These companies want your money, and they don’t care about what they have to do to your body to get it, or how much cancer it gives you. They want you addicted. I repeat, vapes aren’t your friend, they are capitalism trying to take advantage of you.
a lot of vapes are fruit flavored as well which means you get vitamins and nutritions and shit from it so they increase your health actually, i wish you people would do your research before commenting on my poats…
(via slimetony)
watches-and-windchimes:
spacelazarwolf:
ppl who oppose gender affirming care for kids are nuts like the extent of medical intervention for trans kids is maybe puberty blockers but they’ll still be like “SO UR SAYING WE SHOULD LET TODDLERS HAVE TOP SURGERY???????” barbara toddlers do not have a top to surgery
Saw someone asking “so do you endorse giving puberty blockers to five year olds?”
Friend, a five year old should not have puberty to block. If they do that’s called precocious puberty and is the original reason puberty blockers were invented. If a five year old is going through puberty I absolutely endorse them being given puberty blockers
(via sentimental-apathy)
swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact:
Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis
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